These are some lame jokes taken out from Christmas crackers (bon-bons).
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps!
Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So he can sneak up on the mice.
Q: Do you know how to make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes
Q: Why did the apple turnover?
A: Because it saw the cheese roll.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
Q: What insect is musical?
A: A humbug.
Q: What did the winner of the race lose?
A: His breath.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Q: What comes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: Why is an elephant large, gray and wrinkly?
A: Because if it were small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin.
Q: What travels around the world but never leaves its corner?
A: A stamp.
Merry Christmas!
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